What people are saying about me:
"Good at this copywriting thing. I only pray it's not due to performance enhancing drugs, dumb luck or witchcraft." —Former creative director on my ability to do my job
"Park her in the gluten-free aisle at Whole Foods and she'll be fine." — Art director on how I handle stress
"Strikes me as the kind of person who really loved school." — A coworker who's not wrong
"She wears a 5.5 shoe." — My sister on me being small